It’s Loose Women Meets Room 101: The Original Musical Comedy

Isle Of Woman are 3 smart and very individual women who use stunning harmonies to sing about many topics that really don't warrant that beautiful medium. From wearing high heels to Boris Johnson, the unworthy subject matter mounts up. Think Amy Schumer, Joan Rivers, and Victoria Wood mixed with the Andrews Sisters. Written and performed by women, the show first hit UK theatres in the Spring of 2016.

Narrative

Ever imagined starting from scratch and owning your own beautiful isle where you make the rules? Isle Of Woman is just that place, and together with their audiences, they decided which everyday items to ditch or take with them. Have a guess how many times Boris stayed on the isle...


With raucous appeal to women and men alike, the 3 women and their piano will take you on a unique, insightful, and fun musical journey through topics we can all relate to, with some pearls of wisdom from a feminist, a traditionalist and a non-conformist.

  • "Toe-Tapping and Exuberant!'
  • "A Cross between Fascinating Aida and the Spice Girls"
  • "Just Amazing, Loved Every Second of It"
  • "Fantastic Production - Music is Ace"
  • "Great Girlie Giggle"
  • "Fab Show Written by and Starring a Group of Very Talented Girls"
  • "Extremely Witty, Clever, and Very Funny"

TXTSPK Terminology Guide

  • BAE - Before Anyone Else
  • SAL - Such a Laugh
  • YOYO – You’re on Your Own
  • KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
  • IKR - I Know, Right?
  • BRB - Be Right Back
  • HEN - Having Early Night
  • EAT - Everything Aches Terribly
  • HATE - Having a Tooth Extraction
  • LOL - Laugh out Loud

Music

  • Alexandra the Feminist Sung by Katherine Mount
  • Cynthia the Traditionalist Sung by Claire Trusson
  • Talulah the Non-Conformist Sung by Nicole Faraday
  • Musical Director and Pianist - Teresa Barlow
  • Vocal Harmonies and Arrangements by Teresa Barlow
  • All Tracks Recorded by Tim Daniels at Pear Tree Farm
  • Edited and Mixed by Paul Smith and Tim Daniels
  • Txtspk' - Edited and Mixed by Matt Ashcroft and Tim Daniels at 7th Level Studio
  • Mastered by Rob Aubry at Aubitt Studios
  • Produced by Hordern Ciani Ltd

Songs

1. MODEL - Alexandra, Cynthia, and Talulah
Lyrics by Clare Samuels and Katherine Mount
Music by Arthur Sullivan


2. HEELS - Alexandra, Cynthia, and Talulah
Lyrics by Katherine Mount
Music by Katherine Mount and Teresa Barlow

3. BORIS - Alexandra, Cynthia, and Talulah
Lyrics by Clare Samuels and Katherine Mount
Music by Katherine Mount and Teresa Barlow

4. BALLBREAKER - Alexandra
Music and Lyrics by Katherine Mount


5. TRUE FRIENDSAlexandra, Cynthia, and Talulah
Lyrics by Katherine Mount
Music by Katherine Mount and Teresa Barlow

6. DRESS FOR DINNER - Cynthia
Lyrics by Clare Samuels and Katherine Mount
Music by Katherine Mount and Teresa Barlow


7. THE ARGUMENT - Alexandra, Cynthia, and Talulah
Lyrics by Katherine Mount
Music by Katherine Mount and Teresa Barlow

8. LOVE BEING ME - Talulah
Lyrics by Katherine Mount
Music by Katherine Mount and Teresa Barlow

9. TXTSPK - Alexandra, Cynthia, and Talulah
Lyrics by Naomi Bailey and Katherine Mount
Music by Katherine Mount and Teresa Barlow

10. MUM - Alexandra, Cynthia, and Talulah
Music and Lyrics by Katherine Mount

11. SH*T TO BE A WOMAN - Alexandra, Cynthia, and Talulah
Lyrics by Katherine Mount
Music by Katherine Mount and Teresa Barlow

12. THE ARGUMENT REPRISE - Alexandra, Cynthia, and Talulah
Lyrics by Katherine Mount

Music by Katherine Mount and Teresa Barlow

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